Rejection

Dear Indigna,

My daughter belongs to a small circle of what I thought were really tight friends, but this week she was the only one of the group not invited to the birthday party of one of the girls! How should I react?

Former Reject Myself,
Peoria, IL

Dear Reject,

I know a guy who knows a guy who has an entire menu of options for you. I totally recommend against numbers 1-4, 6, 8-11, and 14, but that “shunning by the Amish community,” that might work.