Cough

Dear Indigna,

Apparently some pantywaist liberals are all PMSing about ABC's completely true documentary about how the Clinton administration is totally responsible for 9/11 and everything that has happened since then unless it was a victory or a "mission accomplished." Apparently the so-called "miniseries" documents the complicity of people like former Secretary of State Madeleine Albright and other Jews in the overt protection of Osama bin Laden so that he could effectively carry out the 9/11 attacks! Aren't these (not to put too fine a point upon it) godless Democrats trying to keep the nation from knowing what the good Christian Republicans of this country have known all along? Thank goodness Rush Limbaugh is publicizing the product of his good friend Robert Iger, CEO of ABC's daddy, Disney. And thank God Disney hired David Cunningham to direct this new gospel. Cunningham's (terrestrial) daddy is an evangelical minister whose Son (the director in question) graduated from "the University of Nations, which teaches filmmaking as a way to spread the gospel." Now, what could be more authoritative than that?

Christian Couch Potato
Hallelujah Junction, America ("states" are the Devil's work)

Dear Cough (excuse me) Couth (oops) I mean Coach (um)
Oh fuck it,

Thank you for alerting me to this important piece of Republican history. I will record it and keep it in my archive alongside Colin Powell's testimony before Congress and my growing collection of pronouncements by President Bush, Dick Cheney and Donald Rumsfeld linking Saddam Hussein, Iraq, and the Democrats to 9/11.