Bad Deal

Dear Indigna,

WTF??!!!?? Why is it that I can do construction work with the big boys and have arms of steel, yet my children still taunt me about my "plush bottom"? I can lift 150 pounds like the other guys, so how come I still look like a seedy old whore?

Superwoman
Fifty-six, AR

Dear menopausal has-been,

Remember that deal with the Devil that you made to stay hot way past your sell-by date? I didn't think so. Fact is, you are a seedy old whore. Deal with it.