Hot for Teacher

Dear Indigna,

I saw an item on the news about a teacher who was arrested for having sex with her fourteen-year-old student. How do things like this happen?

Dumbfounded
Poughkeepskie, NY

Dear “Dumb,”

I have wondered about this question as well. Do they meet in her car or something? That doesn’t sound very comfortable. Surely she doesn’t go to his house, but does he go to hers? She couldn’t have any roommates or nosy neighbors if she was willing to risk that. Hotels are just too expensive on a teacher’s salary. Perhaps they went into a locked bathroom stall after school hours? The most important question of all is, how does a mature woman catch the interest of a young stud muffin in the first place? I hope we find out her secrets at the trial!