Road Rage

Dear Indigna,

Today while I was driving on the freeway these people kept trying to merge, and they were going a lot slower than I was. I kept speeding up to close any gap these people thought they’d spotted in my lane but they continued to try to merge into my lane! Then there are these other guys who spot the tiniest space between me and the car ahead of me and think they can use that to get into my lane, sometimes even after I floor it to eliminate the temptation. What do you do about jerks like that?

Road Raging
Los Angeles, CA

Dear Road,

I have installed a cattle catcher on the front of my Hummer for just this problem.