Monday, March 27, 2006

Race Relations

Dear Indigna,

Last night I found out that my wife is of mixed race. Her-great-grandmother was one-quarter black. Is this grounds for divorce?

Heartbroken Husband of a Quintroon,
New Orleans, LA

Dear Heartbroken,

I had the exact same circumstance in my own marriage. Before we married, my husband pretended to like vegetables (just like your wife pretended to be white). As soon as we married, he told me that he only ate three servings of my Radish-Prickly Pear Delite in order to get into my pants. Have you tried to get an annulment based on fraud?

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