Wednesday, January 31, 2007

Fashion

Dear Indigna,

I recently saw the headline "[Fashion] Week to end with auction for Darfur" over this sketch of a "corset dress" by Peter Som.

Is there some sort of connection? Why does the model in the sketch need a corset? Should I be wearing a corset?

Size 00
Boneville, GA

Dear Bones,

Should you be wearing a corset? Should you be wearing a corset?? Well, duh!! If you wear size 00 that means your skin is outlining your bones and guts. Your internal organs and ribs are lumpy girlfriend! No one wants to see them hanging out.

Now, as we understand, most Darfur people don't have a lot of disposable income, but what they do have, they apparently spend on food. I think this is a colossal mistake. They would be much better served by bringing a little beauty and aesthetics into their lives--by investing in corsets! Have you even seen those photos of those protruding bellies? Ewww! Reminds me of those disgusting photos from Biafra in the seventies!

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