"America Runs on Dunkins"

Dear Indigna,

I just saw a donut shop ad with the tagline, "America Runs on Dunkins" with a graphic of a guy running. Are Dunkin Donuts really health food?

Hopeful Doughboy
Crappo, MD

Dear Doughboy,

You have seriously misread the ad. I'm sorry to be the first to tell you: the ad is a disclaimer. The guy was running for the bathroom.