Tactics

Dear Indigna,

We ran a test campaign to get Democommie Jerry Brown, who is running for California Attorney General, disqualified on a dubious technicality. Although we failed in Californorthkorea, we plan to roll out this tactic nationwide immediately. Our operatives are already filing suit in every single contested campaign, no matter how local, attempting to disqualify the Democrackhead candidate for whatever reason our lawyers can come up with. After studying at the feet of the master (Karl Rove), not to mention remembering our fraternity days, we feel confident that simply muscling through to have our way will result in … well, our having our way. Doncha think?

Coalition of Contested Congressmen (and Senators)
Washington, D.C.

Dear Republicraps,

No.