Cherie Blair

Dear Indigna,

I heard that British Prime Minister Tony Blair’s wife, Cherie, spent $13,700 of Labour Party funds in a single month on “hairstyling”! Can that possibly be legal?

Incorruptible Voter
London, England

Dear Voter,

Jeez, get with the program man! Have you seen a photo of this woman? She looks like that after spending $500 a day on a stylist! It is my understanding that the Queen Herself has issued a royal decree that Cherie Blair not be allowed to appear in public without such extensive ministrations.